Lazy-ass-kid
The kid I am referring to in the title is obviously the (insert synonym for kid here [internal thesaurus is striking today]) in the AA advert.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the above it goes something like this:
Kid gets in car with headphones in ears (my sister does this all the time when we are out and it bugs the living crap out of me)
Mum pulls off
Mum imitates kid
Shot of the gimmick
Kid says hello to the gimmick
Car stops
Kid gets out
This all takes about twenty seconds and the car travels at most twenty miles an hour. It is one continuous shot.
NOW FOR THE MATHS BIT!!!!!
20 mph = 32ish Kmph
distance = speed X time
distance = 32 X (20/3600) = 0.17ish Km
THAT'S 170 METRES!!
UNDER A HALF OF A RUNNING TRACK!
HE COULDN'T HAVE WALKED THAT?!!
Lazy-ass-kid.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the above it goes something like this:
Kid gets in car with headphones in ears (my sister does this all the time when we are out and it bugs the living crap out of me)
Mum pulls off
Mum imitates kid
Shot of the gimmick
Kid says hello to the gimmick
Car stops
Kid gets out
This all takes about twenty seconds and the car travels at most twenty miles an hour. It is one continuous shot.
NOW FOR THE MATHS BIT!!!!!
20 mph = 32ish Kmph
distance = speed X time
distance = 32 X (20/3600) = 0.17ish Km
THAT'S 170 METRES!!
UNDER A HALF OF A RUNNING TRACK!
HE COULDN'T HAVE WALKED THAT?!!
Lazy-ass-kid.
posted by ʎ at 7:37 AM
1 Comments:
Perhaps they're escorting him home during the wave of kidnappings that have hit the area recently.
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