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A month or two back there was a radio campaign for the Samaritans. It was about twenty seconds of bloody annoying sounds to represent stress. Then all went silent. Then a man in a serious voice came on and said

"Need to talk to someone? Call....or email the Samaritans at jo@samaritans.co.uk, spelt jay-ohh...."

Why not choose an email address that you don't have to spell out? Like dawn@s... etc

Lazy-ass-kid

The kid I am referring to in the title is obviously the (insert synonym for kid here [internal thesaurus is striking today]) in the AA advert.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the above it goes something like this:

Kid gets in car with headphones in ears (my sister does this all the time when we are out and it bugs the living crap out of me)

Mum pulls off

Mum imitates kid

Shot of the gimmick

Kid says hello to the gimmick

Car stops

Kid gets out

This all takes about twenty seconds and the car travels at most twenty miles an hour. It is one continuous shot.

NOW FOR THE MATHS BIT!!!!!

20 mph = 32ish Kmph

distance = speed X time

distance = 32 X (20/3600) = 0.17ish Km

THAT'S 170 METRES!!

UNDER A HALF OF A RUNNING TRACK!

HE COULDN'T HAVE WALKED THAT?!!

Lazy-ass-kid.