Today is the day that is after yesterday.

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One book I bought day completely messed up the shear intricate-rube goldberg organism that is my bookshelf. The only solution to this was to strip the bookshelf bear and start from the square usually known as one.

Incredibly all books went back onto the shelf with room to spare. My bookshelf is now aesthetic poetry in straight lines, right angles, order and cascading book heights.

Conclusion: I rule.
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The simple program I'm writing in Java to make hyperlinks out of URLs and 'comments' is so full of bugs that the bastard won't compile. It throws things at me like " 'j' expected" which makes no sense to me. And it won't let except "s inside of comments that are rather important when writing hyperlinks.

Conclusion: I suck.
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Conclusion: I can look forward to a life of shelf stacking and not of master hacker as I had planned.