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On a comment page:

Someone-
"Men are like transistors.. they turn on easily, and when they're done they turn off. Problem is, they can't handle much current or they overheat and blow out.

Women are like diodes.. they turn on, but only when things are going their way. Better yet, they can take the current and they run forever."

Someone else-
"But only transistors can perform complex logic."