The roof! My roof! My roof is on fire! Oh shit!

Have you ever listened to evening commercial radio on Fridays and Saturdays? On all of those that I have listened to there is always dance music that I have been informed they play in night clubs.

I don't think this is representative of where the DJs are.

What is the point of playing dance music on the radio?

All the people who want to listen to that kind of music at that time of the day are going to be at the night clubs.

If they aren't at the clubs maybe they are having a house party? Free music. Familiar surroundings. Toilets that are probably approaching hygienic. Sounds good. But how good would it really sound when one minute you're raving and then the next minute you're listening about thrush treatments and being asked if you've had an accent in the last 12 months that wasn't your fault.

I don't know if you can pogo or (insert relevant term here) to Vaginox.

Which leaves me and the Saturday Night In Crew. I don't want to try to sleep to umph-umph-umph-umph-umph-umph-umph-umph-umph, overlaid with a synthesizer on acid and shouts to someone called Ibitha.

How hard would it be for the radio station to put their music library on random play at 7pm on Friday and leave it until Monday morning?