Stupid catholics
In the news today a Scottish Catholic highish up the hierarchy was getting all hot and bothered about a woman's choice to have an abortion. You probably know how they go about these things so I won't to into it.
What's really strange though is that according to a recently released document from Church's International Theological Commission, abortions are actually the most merciful (in the Catholic skew) thing that can happen to an unborn.
Reported here the document states that the concept of 'limbo' was actually wrong all along. (Limbo for those who have better things to do than digestexdogma, is where the nice people before jesus came along, and children who have not been baptised yet go when death occurs).
Now kids who haven't been baptised get a direct entrance to heaven. So you see, aborted babies now go straight to sugarcandy mountain where they are free to dance around and make daisy chains.
I'm not sure what doctrine says about the abortionists/mother/whoever has ever looked at the former two, but sacrificing their mortal souls to guarantee the salvation of others, that's got to be worth something?
Isn't dogma fun?
What's really strange though is that according to a recently released document from Church's International Theological Commission, abortions are actually the most merciful (in the Catholic skew) thing that can happen to an unborn.
Reported here the document states that the concept of 'limbo' was actually wrong all along. (Limbo for those who have better things to do than digest
Now kids who haven't been baptised get a direct entrance to heaven. So you see, aborted babies now go straight to sugarcandy mountain where they are free to dance around and make daisy chains.
I'm not sure what doctrine says about the abortionists/mother/whoever has ever looked at the former two, but sacrificing their mortal souls to guarantee the salvation of others, that's got to be worth something?
Isn't dogma fun?
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