Ladies and gentlemen, it is with hesitant pride that I give you the method for the most repulsive homemade smell possible

You will need:

A bottle of chocolate flavoured Frijj,

A straw (optional),

Nosepeg,

Air freshener.

Method:

Drink the Frijj-goodness with optional straw,

Replace the bottle cap and keep at room temperature,

Leave to ferment (seriously) for at least two weeks,

Open bottle,

Adorn nosepeg and apply air freshener.