I have been reading wikipedia for five hours straight.

Without my glasses.

I'm going out of my mind.

It's a rather unpleasant sensation.

I've read about things from the Cold War to the Richard Dawkins Award.

Slapping myself across the face has no effect what so ever.

It feels like when some body interupts you before you yawn so you stop yawning, and then you can't yawn afterwards.

Most unpleastant.