Cardinal Glick

George Carlin on Religion

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with hesitant pride that I give you the method for the most repulsive homemade smell possible

You will need:

A bottle of chocolate flavoured Frijj,

A straw (optional),

Nosepeg,

Air freshener.

Method:

Drink the Frijj-goodness with optional straw,

Replace the bottle cap and keep at room temperature,

Leave to ferment (seriously) for at least two weeks,

Open bottle,

Adorn nosepeg and apply air freshener.

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When I did my 2x5 hours of potwashing at a pub across town I often worried about being locked in the walk-in freezer. For some time after I ran screaming from the place I would lie in my bed thinking of ways in which to survive the 10ish hours between closing and opening in a sub-zero environment wearing a (secondhand and unwashed) chef's uniform.

I thought of several possiblities ranging from trying to bash down the door, to disabling the refrigeration unit, to covering myself in whatever I could find in the freezer to keep me super-zero until the place opened for business the next day. And then some dark recess of my mind chipped in that the freezer might be air tight.

When I mentioned all this to my mum quite a while later in passing she said:

"We would have found you"

Not once in all that time did it occur to me that someone would miss me.

Sacrilege!!

Dodgy Faulty Sofas using a Queen song to sell their dodgy faulty sofas.

Happy Singles Awareness Day Ladies and Germs

I would have prefered to have been the mechanic, but we are what we are:

Your results:
You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)

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Although you can be a good fighter and good at protecting others you are not very bright sometimes.

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