Thursday, December 14, 2006

No pill nor patch

Christmas time can be a very difficult time for me, you see I have an allergy to Boney M.

Most of the year it's quite easy to avoid their music, if one of their tunes does come on the radio the intro is usually enough time for me to switch the radio off. But with christmas time comes the song 'Mary's Boy Child'. Radio and TV, not a problem, but sometimes it's played somewhere public, like malls, and it's impossible to get away from it.

First there is a small itch that starts out at the bottom of my spine, then climbs up my backbone and down my limbs. When this has consumed by body and raised my pulse a searing pain erupts in my belly like someone has stabbed me with a stiletto of calypso. Just before a red mist comes down in my vision and I pass out a scream of a thousand demons escaping hell ruptures from my exploding lungs.

When I come to I'm surrounded by the bodies.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

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