The other day I dismantled my bed

I found a sticker on the frame halfway through the dismantling. It said "Hand made by the Devil".

Tell me mister designer man, why make the bolts out of a softer material than the allen key?

Why use a hexagonal head when a straight line head is virtually impossible to mess up?

Tell me mister designer man.

I wish I had thought of this

"Microevolution: I want to believe in my Bible but I'll accept your immunisations anyway"

Found on Yahoo Answers in response to

"If evolution is not right why do we see stuff evolve? viruses evolve" (plus some other examples I haven't quoted.

Today I dismantle my bed

Three days to university

The ABC of me

A meme that seems to be doing the blog rounds, so who am I to fight it?

A - Accent: Not-brummie I have been told
B - Breakfast Item: Spoon
C - Chore you hate: Anti-virus scan
D - Dad's Name: Dad
E - Essential everyday item: Internet
F - Flavour ice cream: Vanilla
G - Gold or Silver?: Silver
H - Hometown: Yetiville
I - Insomnia: Only when I eat after tea or drink caffeine after six
J - Job Title: Penniless student
K - Kids: Currently none (that I know of)
L - Living arrangements: A room in a house
M - Mum's birthplace: Aberystwyth
N - Number of significant others you've had: Zero
O - Overnight hospital stays: (Excluding when I was born) Zero
P - Phobia: Uncertainty
Q - Queer: Oo-er ducky
R - Religious Affiliation: Die hard atheist
S - Siblings: One sister
T - Time you wake up: Usually some time between nine and ten in the morning
U - Unnatural hair colours you've had: None
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: All but potato and carrot
W - Worst habit: Saying 'well' at the beginning of ever sentence on MSN and correcting other peoples mistakes no matter how mundane
X - X-rays you've had: A few of my teeth
Y - Yummy: Why thank you
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer

Tomorrow I dismantle my bed

Four days to university

Underneath this rough and brutish exterior is a beautiful and charming man, because I ate him.

6 days to uni

What colour are my eyes?

A biologist, physicist and a mathematician see two people walking into a building. A moment later three people exit the building.

The biologist says "They have obviously reproduced"

The physicist says "Nah, three is a statistical error of two"

The mathematician says "I don't know what happened, but if somebody walks into that building it'll be empty"

Trying to load a firewall onto my new laptop caused the thing to do the blue screen of death thing, restart, repeat.

The only solution I could find was to completely wipe the disk.

Though there wasn't anything irreplacable on the disk I had got quite far into a game of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, passed the awful flying school missions.

Now these have gone.

I'm not a happy bunny.

March of the Penguins

Whoa, that was amazing.

I have a heart of stone but I was fighting back the tears.

The reactions by the penguins when one of them falls over while 'marching' are hilarious.

I like small cars

They make me feel tall

Quizilla: For times when you just have nothing original to post

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]

You are a protector.
Yes, you don't like to kill people. That goes against everything you belive in. It's not that you are a coward, but your ideals and morals wouldn't allow it. You are the typical hero, do the righteous things, get the bad guys and do it all legally. But just because you don't kill doesn't mean you can't kick ass. And that is what you do. You use your brain and your strenght to do honourable deeds and protect people you know and love. If an evil guy is going to take over the world soon, it's you who will get involved. You hate watching innocents suffer, and love seeing bad people getting what they deserve. You are probably also happy and optimistic and work pretty good in groups. And the friends you usually make are true ones.

Main weapon: Anything at all
Quote:"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" -Joe Lewis
Facial expression: Smile
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(21 days until my life starts to get a direction)

Would a vegetarian who hadn't eatten in a while say

"I'm so hungry I could eat a tree"

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