My definition of 'Inteligent Design'

Imagine there is a girl, let's call her Miss. Creationism, and she likes to get around a bit. There was a time when all the boys wanted her. But she got old and the boys fancied other things, like Miss Evolution down the road.

This made Miss Creationism very sad. Then one day a man who couldn't get in with Miss Evolution came by Miss Creationism. He said he could make all the boys like Miss Creationism again. And so he started to put make up on Miss Creationism, push up her boobs and put on high heals, enough so that she still looked like herself but had a few things that the boys liked about Miss Evolution.

Just as Miss Creationism was about to leave the house to go to and find some boys the man stopped her and said "Wait, they'll still know you as Miss Creationism. You need a new identity, something that sounds like Miss Evolution but is still quintessentialy you" he frowned and stroked his beard in concentration. He snapped his fingers and looked up with a smile "Miss Inteligent Design!".

And ever since she has been pretending that she is the equal to Miss Evolution but in actual fact she is just a tarted up old hag.