"Global warming eh?"

The next time some git who thinks he is a know-it-all says that global warming isn't real because of all the rain, tell him to go and study the water cycle.

Note to self

Squergle

I'll leave you to pick holes in this story, but one thing I would like to ask the Bishop of Carlisle is "Therefore, does god love those on hill tops?".

I only posted this because I think my hair looks great

Topologists tell great Knot Knot jokes.

I am now in my final week of being a teenager.

I am taking suggestions on how to make the most of this. A few rules:

1) It has to be legal.

2) It has to be feasible.

3) It can't involve alcohol.